White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
Um, list of heroes:
2) Maimed war veterans
3) Captain America
4) Dogs that save little girls from wells.
You know who is NOT on the list? Illegal hackers and leakers of non-consensual nudity.